green thumb

using one's thumb as a "butt plug"

I gave that chick a green thumb. She loved it.

by Jevus December 19, 2005

Green Thunder

When you dress up as the grinch and agressively fuck a chick on a mountain. Your heart won't grow three sizes but something else will.

I was at sunshine the other day and totally green thundered a bitch

by Cindy loo-who November 30, 2010

Green Giant

Where a man paints his Penis Green and Hulk Smashes it onto another persons face. Kind of like a mushroom stamp but with green paint and much more force.

Jeff was getting very excited with Mandy, when suddenly he asked to step away for a moment. When he returned his penis was painted green and he approached Mandy with a full run up speed and Hulk smashed his penis onto her cheek. The end result is a Green Giant on her face.

by BenJeff September 21, 2012

Alvin Greene

n. South Carolina Democratic party nominee. Sucessfully employed 'door-to-door' campaigning with the slogan "Let's put South Carolina back to work", by making "toys of me, especially for the holidays." Accusations of false play center around his pr0n, retardation, blackness, unemployment, and blackness.

v. to use pr0n / status to get ugly bitches and felonies. See Tiger Woods.

v. To be elected because of blackness OR retardation. See Barack Obama.

Bitch I'ma let you finish, but he got Alvin Greened into office.

by mrnoobz July 19, 2010

Green Beret

When you're fingering someone and stealthily pick your nose, then continue with the booger finger(s) without cleaning it off.

I had a cold so I slipped her the green beret.

by DCreezy and JBreezy December 27, 2007

pink and green

The slang term for the USMC dress uniform. Used since the first world war.

Don't all the jarheads look pretty in their pink and greens.

by me43 May 26, 2006

Green Monster

3 foot green lexan water bong with a slide bowl (rip ~ 2001)

occasionally paired with the Liberty Bowl to extend bowl life

challenging hit for some, as it held too little water to provide chilly nice but a very useful tool for those who practiced with it often

also see: Malice Green Monster

"Green Monster?"
"Fuck that...Malice Green Monster!"
"duuuuud"
"pussy!"
"FINE...pack that shit up, asshole!"

by GAR February 5, 2004