When you literally or metaphorically fuck a friend inadvertently. Always by mistake but seen negatively by others.
Mailman 1: Hey I heard Frank the "buddy fucker" fucked Will out of the leadership position.
Mailman 2: Nah man, Will was just bent over like he always does and Frank accidentally stuck it in.
Mailman 2: Nah man, Will was just bent over like he always does and Frank accidentally stuck it in.
by Paco4u February 15, 2018
Person 1: Dude, Steve spent an hour last night lecturing me on EDM.
Person 2: God, he's such an Apple Fucker.
Apple Fucker: Guys, I'm right here. Stop saying that it's not a thing.
Person 2: God, he's such an Apple Fucker.
Apple Fucker: Guys, I'm right here. Stop saying that it's not a thing.
by itslilred September 07, 2021
by Henson Bean August 03, 2023
An endearing term for a friend that is having a much better day (or life) than you, and probably started their day off by waking up to the ole felatio alarm clock followed by a bountiful breakfast in bed including hot gourmet coffee in a fancy hipster mug that has the same logo as the t shirt they slept in.
by iBurnInvitationEdges August 24, 2022
All Amherst rugby players… why they fuck donkeys??? Who knows… but they do, I swear (fucking weirdos)
by Bigpoopy6968 April 25, 2022
by Mexicans for lif3 December 04, 2017
Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.
by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022