A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.
by agsftw12 April 20, 2018
Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother
by Dastvan June 03, 2019
A bowl consisting of weed, tobacco, wax, dab resin, and kief. This should be ripped out of a bong but a pipe would work to. PSA a blowtorch is required for this bowl to be enjoyed fully
Dan”you really packed that dude a fantastic five! You bogus”
Bartholomew”I did you see his face after he hit it”
Bartholomew”I did you see his face after he hit it”
by Longnutss January 12, 2024
To do a Golden Five you should do the following, preferably at the same time:
1. Ejaculate
2. Pee
3. Poop
4. Vomit
5. Bleed
1. Ejaculate
2. Pee
3. Poop
4. Vomit
5. Bleed
- We went on a surprise visit to Big T but he wasn't home so we did a Golden Five in his bed instead, it was awesome!
by Leukemias September 28, 2010
A cool FNaF fangame being developed by ToonyLad and UnderNightGamer on Gamejolt. You should play it when it comes out.
by The Funny Toon Guy October 20, 2020
Person 1 : oi eight five this kid was talking smack about you what you going to do
Eight five: make him never see the light of day
Eight five: make him never see the light of day
by Wescattq June 16, 2022
when you decide to go on a dairy queen run, so your roommate gives you $5 for a medium strawberry cheesecake blizzard but drops his $5 bill when he gives it to you
by @mashed_brotato May 02, 2016