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Ethan

A very kind friend but really weird his dick is very long and is a practical joker. He fails most of his tests.
Hey Ethan your gay Ethan: fuck me
by Uwu999999 March 31, 2022
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Ethan

Oh its ethan

Yeah he is a proper saddo
by Udeiebwks December 3, 2020
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Ethan Frisch

Likes big bulging balls in his butt while he watches gay midget porn and gets off to it.
Ethan Frisch is in an amateur porn film where he stars as the submissive petite boyfriend where he gets demolished by his black boyfriend Jaquavious.
by Sparklybuttplug03! October 6, 2022
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Ethan

The type of person who makes other people’s days. Who’s smile lights up the room every time he walks in. The type of person you could never fall out of love with. He makes the best boyfriend and will never give up on you no matter what. His looks will take your breath away and his personality is one of the best you’ll ever meet. Once you get to know him you could never go back to your life before him. He’ll become your everything, your shoulder to cry on, your favorite person in the world. He’ll say the most cringe dad jokes but because of his wits you won’t be able to hold in laughter. He could rant on about nerd stuff for hours but you don’t care because you love him for everything he is. Whenever you look into his eyes all you see is your future and someone who cares about you. Ethan is so amazing.
Girl 1: I failed the test

Girl 2: I passed
Girl 1: what!? How?
Girl 2: Ethan helped me. He’s so sweet.
Girl 1: I wish I was that lucky
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That nigga ethan is weird
by Weirdcheesenigga March 5, 2022
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Ethan houser

Often described as a narcissist with his charming personality and a way with words he’s depicted as a manipulative person often stereotyped as a ladies man when it comes to him and what he put his mind too it’s barbecue chicken from there, his persona and what he displays to others leaves people in confusion and disarray, no one knows the real him except what he portrays to others, Ethan houser is quite suave most people can’t quite grasp the thought of how he “free balls” life with no medication but why wouldn’t he? In every way he is described as pure perfection having a strong presence in every room he enters, he walks with confidence and his eye contact is folding, the man is a freak in the bed, he’s borderline genius and athletic, he’s the brains and the bronze and boy can he tell a story. He uses his words for a bigger purpose, he takes pride being a villain as being a hero in someone’s story doesn’t quite bring the exhilaration he wants no that he needs, he thrives off hate it brings him to stepping stones he wouldn’t find by himself altogether he has hunger for ambition and self gratification and will stop at nothing to achieve what he desires, he leaves a mark on people that will never be forgotten, others call him crazy they don’t see what he sees for what he sees is something bigger then himself and he will sink his canines into it if it’s the last thing he will ever do. Also he suffers from alcoholism.
Gosh your perfect, but you know not like Ethan houser perfect
by @e12j.2 February 2, 2025
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Ethan

The guy you find outside of a gas station who was banned from going inside. Usually found smoking a blunt or asking girls to fill up thier gas. Talks about being an Archeologist to make himself look cool.
I Saw Ethan again at the Gas station.
Ethan owes me money.
by Luxinator November 22, 2021
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