When you wear pants that accidentally outline your package.
Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.
Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.
Frank: I hate it how Tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every Monday.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.
by incufilter November 14, 2016
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This cost effective meat when combined with a best-buy loaf of bread can provide the purchaser with sustenance whilst maintaining a healthy allowance to buy Cannabis and Cider.
This cost effective meat when combined with a best-buy loaf of bread can provide the purchaser with sustenance whilst maintaining a healthy allowance to buy Cannabis and Cider.
'Ere mate seen the size of that Garlic dick over there?!'
'Wow that's a biggun! That's me sorted for the next week!'
'Wow that's a biggun! That's me sorted for the next week!'
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Get the Dick Tingle mug.When you dip your dick in 151 or very strong proof alcohol to get drunk. It works best in s shot glass.
The dick bypasses the GABA receptor of the brain, making it twice as intoxicating with half the toxicity. You can dick dip all night.
The dick bypasses the GABA receptor of the brain, making it twice as intoxicating with half the toxicity. You can dick dip all night.
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My girlfriend was hungry after laying on the beach for several hours, so I offered her my dick bisque.
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