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Donkey Show

When a guy acts like such a reject and thinks he is getting over on everyone around him when in fact everyone knows what he is up to.
Randy: has anyone seen MoeZ?

Sobhe: he is in the back putting on a Donkey Show!
by Dearborn Zoo Keeper October 28, 2011
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Donkey cute

when you are so ugly you're cute
Steve is donkey cute
The donkey from Shrek is donkey cute
by BeStEvErRrR! September 2, 2011
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Donkey Trap

When you slow play the best hand in poker and call down a players bet. Mainly playing Texas Holdem
I slow played my aces and set my donkey trap.
by Mikkster78 October 10, 2011
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Donkey Dick

That man has a donkey dick, call him Donkey Dick Defler
by hamsandy October 22, 2023
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Donkey-Drinker

A mythical creature with an unquenchable thirst for adventure and unpredictability, often seen mingling with unicorn admirers and dragon whisperers. Donkey-drinkers are known for their unique ability to turn any situation into a wild and entertaining escapade. They're like the life of the party, even when the party isn't happening. They drink in the essence of life, just like a donkey sips on water – slowly and with an inexplicable charm.

Donkey-drinkers have an unusual affinity for acquiring girls' sunglasses in the club, almost as if they're collecting souvenirs from a wild night. These sunglasses serve as badges of honor, reminding everyone that they were in the presence of someone who turns even the most ordinary evening into a fabulous adventure.
Person 1: "Did you see Morten last night? He turned a quiet dinner into a full-blown dance-off in the restaurant and left with a new collection of sunglasses!"

Person 2: "Yep, that's Morten, the ultimate donkey-drinker. Always turning life into a hilarious circus and ensuring the ladies have fashionable eyewear to remember him by!"
by BalugaBukakke October 23, 2023
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Donkey Dick

A thick, long, tubular sausage, such as an Italian sausage or bratwurst. Donkey Dicks (or DD's) are frequently encountered as a fast food at sporting events.
Give me one of those donkey dicks with mustard and onions, please!
Honey, remember to grab the donkey dicks at Trader Joes?
by Camp420Guy October 25, 2023
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Bog the Donkey

To penetrate your lover in the poop shoot for the purposes of riding the Cadbury canal.
Go easy on the kebabs my live. Time to run on up to the bedroom there Camilla. I'm in the mood to bog the donkey.
by Deathbystereo667 November 5, 2023
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