Chinese Food and Movie Day

Hey Shlomo, since everything else is closed, why dont we get some chinese food and see a movie?

Sure Morty! I love Chinese Food and Movie day!

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No Pants Day

A National holiday in which the first Friday of May you wear no pants or shorts over your underwear.

Girl: Why did dad go to the office today without his pants on?
Brother: It's the first Friday of May you retard, No Pants Day.

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It's national slap a person day!!
April 15 ,2018

Slap the person you hate,love'whatever! Really^¬^

It's national slap someone day!!

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you can say the n-word at any time to any wone

hey nigga bob this is da national n-word day

n-word day by uwunannuli November 4, 2019

April 19th is National Thigh Pic Day, Ask any girl for a thigh pic and they will have to send it.

Guy: Hey its National Thigh Pic Day!
Girl: Oh you're right! Here's your Thigh Pic!

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On October 21, you can, without permission throw anyone who is 5’ 5” or shorter with no repercussions.

“What day is it?”
“National Throw Short People Day”
“AHH”

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On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

Thank God it's National Kiss a Short Person Day

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