Cracking one off

Verb: to defecate explosively.

“Hey, JM, what are ya cracking one off in there?

by BobbyEyes November 02, 2018

Cookies 'n Crack

Cookies and cream ice cream that has been laced with a large amount of crack.

"Dude hit me up with some of that cookies 'n crack you had the other day"

"Nah man, I ran out yesterday"

by Margoriot August 01, 2016

crack o cola

A caffeinated coke product.

Without my crack o cola in the morning, I'm not pleasant to be around.

by SkyKO January 21, 2017

crack apple

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.

Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!

by fo zum April 26, 2009

fat-crack

One who is only slightly overweight or obese.

Person 1. "Dude, I've gotta get back to the gym."

Person 2. "Yeah man, you are a fat-crack."

by Lauro Chavez November 04, 2007

Crack Status

Straight up. Or madd. Top status. Hardcore. Doing something for real. Seriously doing something; Ex: Hardcore chilling.

1: What's up?
2: Crack status chillin, you?
1: Word. Same.

by [lena] January 09, 2008

Crack-Heads

To become beyond excited about an event.

The home team scored a winning touchdown in the final seconds and the crowd just went crack-heads.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff November 21, 2005