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college death

Friends who know will let you pass in peace and others who don't understand will try to save you with partying but you must persevere, whatever that means. You're reborn when winter break happens though.
I haven't seen my sister in months. I asked if she wanted to come to my birthday party and she said she had to work on a literature review. I think she has college death.
by slavetoascreen November 3, 2020
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College

College sucks
by KanyeEast88 February 20, 2022
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College

A place where devout Catholic girls turn into sluts
Bro1: Yo that girl used to go to my church before college started
Bro2: Dick has her now
by Style Hide November 20, 2016
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Newton College

A really boring school that is just used to milk the money from you.
Wow, Newton College just spent money on a new parking lot and not for some fans in the theatre.

I know right!?

They should actually use the money for useful things
by Happylama25 July 10, 2019
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United World College

A United World College, (abbr. UWC, n.), could be referred to:

i) A factory specialized at producing diversity tokens for Western countries.

ii) A redistributive program scamming higher-than-average-class students' tuitions and using it for their scholarship program. (Yes, some students pay for some others' tuitions)
1) How was your experience at United World College?

2) My roommate at university graduated from a United World College, he bullshits about nationalism all the day.
by FranzKafka'sFly November 22, 2024
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College

It's like a SAW Trap designed to test your will to deal with tedious fucking math problems you'll never use again.
"Hello Adam. I want to play a game. These past few years, your self esteem has been too high, work ethic through the roof and caring about your future has been too high too. Let's change that, shall we? The building you are in is a college dormitory. To escape, you must complete a circuit of assignments that will drain your will and self esteem as well as your grades.
by DickyPenisBalls69 April 14, 2021
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Alexandra College

A private school in south Dublin known for hockey, D4 accents, and Mr C. The students regularly partake in activities like Tribe, vaping, applying fake tan, and pulling the piss out of Mr Carol.

If used in a sentence, it is to be pronounced with the strongest D4 accent you can muster.
"Oh my god, you go to Alexandra college? Where does your dad work?"
by Alex Girl October 5, 2022
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