SAD FACES CLUB

group formed by disappointed people whose faces are like :(

i just joined sad faces club :(

by SAD FACES CLUB June 5, 2019

Phone clubbing

(Verb)
When you're with a friend or more and you're all just enjoying yourselves on your phones.

Friend 1: I'm depressed, will you come over and do some phone clubbing with me?
Friend 2: that actually sounds really nice. I'm depressed too and just want to be in the same room as someone. Plus, I've got some cool music software apps to show you.
Friend 1: ok sweet I'll see you soon.

by Polarpad370 August 11, 2019

Turf club

This definition originated in the puby schools of Brizzy and simply refers to the word "dead".

Stupid idiot-does something stupid and idiotic
You- can I get u a lifetime membership to the turf club mother fucker

by Defualt name 1234567890 August 16, 2019

not vanilla club

A sex toy subscription company

Hey did you get your Not Vanilla Club order this month?

by bmg-definitions August 20, 2019

pocahontas club

When you have sex in a canoe.

Me and my gf joined the Pocahontas Club at the lakehouse last weekend.

by TruckerJim August 24, 2019

Club Certified

A word used to validate if the club or lounge has dancing type of music.

Roxy and I went to the ISEC Reggae Lounge, it was Club Certified!

by Foxy Sexy Brown September 10, 2019

Country Club Ice

That wonderful ice that comes from the machine in the shape of little tiny ice pellets. Like a cup full of small hail.

I need some country club ice for my cocktail ASAP!

by Dude_Stevens September 25, 2019