Clown Cannon

The action of putting whipped cream on a girl's vagina during her menstrual cycle, then ejaculating inside of her as she sneezes.

Dave: Hey, you trying to go back to my place and give me a Clown Cannon?

Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.

by LichenLichen April 28, 2024

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Clown

1. A person who talks a good game, but never comes through.

2. Someone who puts on a show or performance to convince you he’s something he isn’t.

3. A fake person fronting to convince you of something usually about himself.

This motherfucker said he’s pulling in 400,000 a year, but he drives a Pontiac. What a clown.

by Sevysixty October 11, 2019

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Clown clap

A silly disease.

Shorty got the clown clap.

by Juggernaut20 June 6, 2017

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Clown

Someone who is an absolute fool and receives zero respect, says some of the stupidest shit you’ve ever heard, has zero intelligence, has an absolute smoke for a sister; Brady Argall

Damn bro you really just deep throated that doorknob... you’re a clown for that.

by Bootysnorkeler6969 April 16, 2020

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