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reality check

Posing as someone bigger than you actually are, in order to check whether that person likes you for who you really are,
i pulled a reality check on him.
by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021
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sound check

An audible fart with no accompanying smell.

Basically if you rip one and someone hears it and it does not smell THAT is a sound check.
Ever since I went to a plant based diet I can sound check almost anywhere.

"You just crop dusted me !" "Wait for it....see? Nada, total sound check."
by P Negnar April 12, 2021
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Double check

They don’t believe you
by Imsometimesright May 20, 2021
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Ho check

Having a friend drive by your house when you arent there to see if your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you
Hey Lori, can you do a "ho check" at my house right now?
by Dr.ballz feeler June 20, 2021
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Wonder Check

In the US, an employer is required to pay an employee for ones's time on the job, and may only be withheld up to 30 days. To some, this means signing onto a job, working for a limited amount of time, demanding for their paycheck, and leaving.

This reflects an incompetent hiring process and lowers morale.

In some cases, they will call and/or come in, asking if they can/will receive their paycheck on payday.

A Wonder Check is called such because it leads others to wonder how they earned it in the first place, and wonder why they left at all.
"A Janice called, and left her name and number."
"What did she need?"
"She asked if she could grab her paycheck Friday, but I don't ever remember seeing her here before."
"Oh yeah, she worked here for a day and never came back."
"I see, she just wanted her Wonder Check. Glad she stopped me from doing my job to ask about her nickels and pennies."
by Splorsh June 28, 2021
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Chiggie Check

Sentence from the Dr.Dre Song: 'Deeez Nuuuts'
Typically containing 'Microphone Check' as well;
Used to troll on discord servers.
Dr. Dre: Chiggie Check!
Dr. Dre: Microphone Check!
Moderator: !mute Dr.Dre bye
by Definitionar1337 July 27, 2021
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Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart
I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants
by Fucko October 27, 2021
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