Poop in the car

you have accidentally poop in a unproered place

Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then

a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great

by Cutiepie_Panda September 30, 2021

car

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE HE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT A CAR IS

A CAR IS PROBABLY YOUR ONLY FRIEND

by TheEPYCKid December 10, 2023

car

A deliberately misspelled version of cat

The orange car is having zoomies again

by anga83 March 25, 2024

Car Seat Headrest

Weezer for gay furries

Person 1: What the hell is Car Seat Headrest?
Person 2: An indie rock band, it's basically Weezer but for gay furries
Person 1: Oh wow

by two_trucks9009 February 23, 2024

Car ba dar

It’s a slur that only people who raped their dad sister and mom three times in a row can say

If some one says car ba Dar they no doubt have fucked their mom dad and sister

by Rickthelol December 24, 2021

e-car

A type of car that is either a cat or a duck
Known as several names, Such as SnowyFluffy, Happyflufy
Handsome, Cute
Believed to be the owner of fragbots

Person A: Is this an e-car ?
Person B: Let's check at Urban Dictionary to see

Person A: OMG THIS IS HIM, HELLO E-CAR
<3

by SnowyFluffy February 5, 2022

Car

to have sexual intercourse

we had car under the tree as the children raped us

by ST3V3P4U1 November 20, 2022