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Apex cunt

A person who is literally at the top of the food chain in being a cunt. A person who has hit the a list of cuntyness
Dave isn't just a cunt, he is the apex cunt.
by Stoli76 January 25, 2021
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Mudda cunt

A funny curse to say in Trinidad it can get you shat
by KingInnaEarth January 30, 2021
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Tossing Cunt

when your friend is being a tosser and a bitch at the same time
Hey do you know Josh?

Yeah he's a tossing cunt.

I know right !
by Out4Milk April 2, 2021
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cunt must

A vulgar explicative used in the utmost frustrating situation.
For frig sake man! I just lost best fishing lure on a snag…”Cunt Must” !!!
by UpIce#3 July 11, 2022
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cunt must

A vulgar explicative used in the utmost frustrating situation.
Andy: For frig sake man! I just lost my best fishing lure in that snag! “ Cunt Must”!!

Andrew: That really sucks Andy, that was the fourth one in the last 20 minutes!
by UpIce#3 July 11, 2022
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skitz cunt

a lad who does fkn heaps of drugs and is a fkn cool as skitz cunt
oh look at jimmy passed out in a bush, what an absolute skitz cunt
by cheyney in a bottle June 28, 2022
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Fat cunt

A person who is usually a virgin while also being middle aged.

Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.

They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.

They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.

They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.

The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.

A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.

They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Person 1: "Hey man, does Phil ever leave the house?"

Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."

Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"

Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
by Captain_Captain September 10, 2022
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