Country Club Ice

That wonderful ice that comes from the machine in the shape of little tiny ice pellets. Like a cup full of small hail.

I need some country club ice for my cocktail ASAP!

by Dude_Stevens September 25, 2019

Phone clubbing

(Verb)
When you're with a friend or more and you're all just enjoying yourselves on your phones.

Friend 1: I'm depressed, will you come over and do some phone clubbing with me?
Friend 2: that actually sounds really nice. I'm depressed too and just want to be in the same room as someone. Plus, I've got some cool music software apps to show you.
Friend 1: ok sweet I'll see you soon.

by Polarpad370 August 11, 2019

Turf club

This definition originated in the puby schools of Brizzy and simply refers to the word "dead".

Stupid idiot-does something stupid and idiotic
You- can I get u a lifetime membership to the turf club mother fucker

by Defualt name 1234567890 August 16, 2019

not vanilla club

A sex toy subscription company

Hey did you get your Not Vanilla Club order this month?

by bmg-definitions August 20, 2019

pocahontas club

When you have sex in a canoe.

Me and my gf joined the Pocahontas Club at the lakehouse last weekend.

by TruckerJim August 24, 2019

Club Certified

A word used to validate if the club or lounge has dancing type of music.

Roxy and I went to the ISEC Reggae Lounge, it was Club Certified!

by Foxy Sexy Brown September 10, 2019

Valley Swim Club

Valley Swim Club - Nestled at the bottom of Pikes Peak, just a stone throw away from Rock Ledge Ranch. This is the only private swim club on earth where drunk volley ball playing is expected almost every night while moving at a speed any faster than a walk is grounds for getting kicked out. The only thing worse than getting sunburned here due to long sun exposure in the hot June afternoons is having to walk barefoot across the rock covered parking lot that would usually be found in prison courtyards. Glass is not allowed at all but if you feel like bringing your kid who can’t follow a single established rule, then by all means, feel free! The lifeguards job of watching the other kids in the pool isn’t simply enough and they would proudly accept the duty of babysitting your misbehaving child for the 7 hours you leave them. The industrial sized grills provided to you will be the perfect way to feed your family on summer nights and when finished, please leave the gas on. Multiple signs will instruct otherwise, please disregard these. The VSC staff is always ready to welcome you on the raining, fourty degree afternoons, for you to swim, prompting them to sit in the rain and watch as you take your daily 43819728937 laps around the pool. It’s never a dull day at the swim club and the members invite you to bring your family as guests for a reasonable $5/person. Yes, this includes those who have never been in any body of water deeper that your home bathtub.

Never a bad day at Valley Swim Club!

by VSC1111 May 20, 2018