Smash Burger Denial

An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.

My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.

by Clars800 September 12, 2020

Mr. Burger

(He kinda looks like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons) This mans is a chemistry teacher who L O V E S sig figs, and if he ever has kids they will be named sliders. Mr. Burger is the BEST teacher that you will ever meet and can make anyone love science. He also speaks in a very monotone voice and has and epic mustache. Heres some quotes.
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."

"Yo, Mr. Burger is the best teacher dawg!"
"Yo I know, DAWG!"

by XxLegalBeansKingxX October 31, 2019

cum burger

why would you eat that. a burger of cum. ew.

Person 1: man i love cum burgers
Person 2: kys

by The guy who says things May 12, 2023

America Eagle Burger Institute

VERY REPUTABLE researchers who can TELL which countries have FREEDOM and which have TOTALITARIANISM

you think your country is democratic? wrong, it's a totalitarian dictatorship. look up america eagle burger institute.

by userhandlegoeshere August 22, 2024

Burger

A word used to annoy another individual to the point of humility, with no prior context as to what characteristics are attributed to being a burger

Hey, you burger!

by INKPAAPSEUDONYMBOMBACLOT September 21, 2022

Mald Burger

When you have no response to someone projecting their anger onto you.

"I HATE HOW EVERYTIME I LOOSE IN TRIVIA CRACK THE GAME REMINDS ME HOW ABSOLUTELY DOG SH*T STUPID I AM BY THE MILLIONS OF ADS IT FORCEFULLY SHOVES IN MY FACE WHEN I GET A QUESTION WRONG"

....

"Mald burger.... 👀 "

by Drnkn August 3, 2022

Curd Burger Blow Job

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.

"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."

by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023