busy burgers

A Goober way of saying "I'm very busy."

Lee - "Please stop texting me I am busy burgers right now!"

Elizabeth - "I am so good at distracting Goobers, like you."

by AbstractPits February 2, 2023

Spinach burger

When somebody who has recently eaten spinach vomits and shits out spinach at the same time. They proceed to eat any intact spinach leftover

OMG did you see George last night, he did a spinach burger in the bathroom!!

by Bonkey234 February 6, 2023

Burger Float 4Ever

A huge dishonerable piece of shit who smells like a McPlayplace in rural Georgia. Has the consistency of grandma's famous southern chili.

Ralph: You wanna go get a Burger Float 4Ever?

D-Bloody-Pete: Get blud fucger??? Hell to tha NAW!!!!! He tasta like a stinky alamo doo doo.

by SkinFlute_9/11_NeverForget February 7, 2023

horse burger

when a topic has been discussed to the point of overkill; you have gone beyond "beating a dead horse"- the horse has been beaten, processed, and is now a burger

I know we've discussed this argument a million times, but we will never agree- it is a horse burger at this point.

by Purpl Ppl Eater February 14, 2023

Burger

A fucking retard that has no social skills.

Noah is a such a burger

by BigTMill February 18, 2023

5 burger minutes

It's approximately an hour

It will take 5 burger minutes

by ThatguySy March 31, 2025

Burger Bushing

The act of forcing a burger into your doo-doo dispenser and giving it an extra patty by doing backflips to reorganize the orderly ingredients, so the dookie ends up between the bun with the patty—then let it slide out, all while performing this behind a bush.

The court proceedings demonstrated how the culprits forced their victims to start Burger Bushing, two people taking opposing sides of the victim to initiate the backflip, the rest was self-explanatory.

by Jawn Doo April 7, 2025