Eat Beat Sleep

The perfect day - eat some food, rub one out, night night.

My brother does nothing but hang out at home and eat beat sleep. He didn’t even go to Thanksgiving.

by AlxNvrmnd January 10, 2024

DJ on the beat so it’s a banger

The product we tag that comes before a song that is a banger

Song: “DJ on the beat so it’s a banger!”
Listener: “Damn, did shit really is a banger!”

by Ry45n January 27, 2025

beat the priest

Another way to phrase masturbation

“Mom don’t come in I’m about to beat the priest!”

by Capt jigglebottom January 30, 2018

Beat A Nightcrawler Day

On this day, (08/0/2023) you can legally beat up a nightcrawler from kaiju paradise.

Guy 1: *beats up a nightcrawler*
NC: *cant do shit since it's Beat A Nightcrawler Day*

by GDMinty1twitter June 8, 2023

How to beat the game

How to officially beat the game is to blurt it out during coitus making both people losing during such an act cancels the loss out

Jim: Hey frank guess what?

Frank: what?

Jim: The game haha you lost

Frank: doesn't work on me I beat the game
Jim: that's not possible how did you beat the game
Frank: I said it during sex

How to beat the game

by Uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu January 2, 2021

street-beat

the usual pace of walking when most people are in a hurry: it is faster than a quickstep, slower than a double-time; it is almost as if you are walking to the rhythm of dance music.

the street-beat of people was so predictable that you could set your wrist-watch to it.

by Paulytaz March 9, 2019

beat up a journalist day

National beat up a journalist day is on December 19th every year

Cool kids: Hey Jack know what day it is?
Jack: No, Please no not again
Cool kids: ITS BEAT UP A JOURNALIST DAY BUDDY

Jack: Dude I’m from Glendale I’m hard whatchu mean
*jack gets his shit rocked*
Jack: hEy, I sTiLl GoT mY rInG tHoUgH😭

by Bestfornothing_Benji December 18, 2019