beat

(Adj):Totally amd completely irrelevant and useless and stupid and bad
This is an insult. To be called "beat" is like being dismissed with a "Bye Felica".

Place of origin: Riverview Jr/Sr High
Coined by: Daniel Weight

Example One
Person 1:"Hey"
Daniel:"You're beat, bud."
Person 1:"alright thanks man. Good talk. Fuck you."

Example Two
Person 1:"this party sucks"
Daniel:"yeah this party is BEAT."
Person 1 and all other persons excluding the host person: *leave in disgust*

by Redfox13cts February 2, 2016

beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.

"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"

by kastagire July 28, 2021

beat-saberphobia

the genuine and uncontrollable fear of the word or the game 'beat saber' is a virtual reality rhythm-based game that includes you hitting a bunch of blocks on a beat of a random song or audio.

have you heard? apparently Tom has beat-saberphobia

by H0RTEN April 20, 2023

Dead-Rat Beats

Dead Rat beats is an upcoming music artist who focuses on rap and the safety of roadkill as he himself has experienced animal cruelty firsthand , he raps about his daily struggles of being a rat , in today’s society rats are abused and demeaned and undervalued , this is truly despicable and must change as it will Better the world and bring peace and justice.

His raps are posted on the social media website called: Instagram
He will post his tunes on soundcloud soon....

Socials:
Instagram - dedrat.beatz

Wow! That dead-rat beats concert was so sick, my favourite line is..... (dedrat.beatz on instagram to find out)

Dead-rat beats raps make me feel different about the way rats are treated in modern society, they are truly majestic creatures!

by way2cool4usmeglets June 23, 2022

beat me up and called me ugly

Something or someone that is so beautiful that it makes you feel far inferior to that thing or person to the point of being assaulted.

"This dress beat me up and called me ugly"

by Metalpole February 10, 2018

Beat About

A usually cheap, sometimes modified vehicle, usually a Off-Roading Vehicle that can be driven recklessly to death, with the driver able to enjoy him/herself without worrying to much about damaging the vehicle except when he or she buggers the vehicle beyond repair and will need a ride home.

These vehicles can usually tend to be easily purchaseable after damaging the last one and can tend to be a good vehicle.

Some Japanese Diesal 4WD's love to be flogged and make a good trust-worthy little car, yet can easily be dented without remorse.

Onlooker- "Jesus Christ!, You completely make a pig sty of that little Isuzu!"

Driver- " No Worries, It was just a lil' beat about I purchased for 1'500 dollars just a week ago.

by Muttl-E July 26, 2009

Beat The Bus Syndrome

A person, when driving, who has the incentive to always be in front of the bus by any means necessary.
This being:
• Overtaking dangerously
• Driving Recklessly
• Dangerous use of speed

*Bus driver gets cut up by a car when pulling off a roundabout*
“What an idiot! Looks like he has a bad case of Beat The Bus Syndrome”

by BusDriverJordan September 17, 2021