Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

Taking the monsters out of the penthouse.

The act of showing someone your balls without their request to see them. (Indecent exposure)

He was arrested for taking the monsters out of the penthouse.

by Inappropriate Amy October 16, 2023

Lag Monster

When a website that is content heavy and has an extended load time above normal loading rates, it is considered to be that of a lag monster.

Henretta tried to claim the free crypto on the website, but it was such a lag monster that she ended up just using the online mining link instead.

by DaBlockchainPet April 09, 2022

Monster X

1) The easiest way to find Monbebe around you
2) Used by ignorant beings

Pst. Using it may cause damage to health and destroy relationships... So be careful. Better... just don't use it.

Situation 1:
Someone: Monster X
Monbebe: *From nowhere* It's MonSTA X, not MonSTER X

Situation 2 (worse one):
Someone: Monster X
Minhyuk: *From under the bed* It's MonSTA X, not MonSTER X *demonic voice*

by DemonFucker February 20, 2020

sugar monster

A girl who is wild and sexy. Usually up for anything and gives excellent head. She swallows the sugar like a champ.

Baby girl last night was a sugar monster in the bed.

by Daddy's bad girl May 18, 2017

monster gay

someone who is gay and drinks a lot of monsters

axel: you drink so many monsters

max: that's because I am a monster gay

by monster_gay June 13, 2021

glob monster

Fugly chicks who use too much mascara.

Did you see Theresa, the glob monster! Her freakish eyes look like retarded spiders.

by Botta Bing July 29, 2019