emily is someone you get inseparable with, even when you argue every month you both come back to each other and become closer than before. even after not talking for 2 or 3 months you guys forget the past and move on and talk every day, unless someone comes into Emily's life and she replaces you. all Emily's replace you. whether you like it or not. sometimes you just have to leave your favourite person forever, so they can have a new and probably better person. sometimes you fall in love with emily, that's what happened in my situation, but she never liked me back. I'll just always miss her and tell my kids that she was my first and true love.
by annalovedemily August 20, 2024

stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
by DontAngerMeIllExplodeYourBalls October 1, 2022

A really nice person really beautiful girl . When you are down she can change your mood. She is really caring person and makes you feel safe when you are around her
by Pleae November 30, 2021

Emily is usually a lesbian, and likes to do roleplay involving Danny Devito. She also is disgusted by her face and is correct in doing so. Usually girls who's name starts with A are what Emily likes. She will use explicit language to get across her message that she likes these people. In smart classes but actually a dumbass.
by thatskindachilldoe December 7, 2019

Emily is very sympathetic, very emotional and even a bit of a cry baby. Everything makes her cry, good and bad. She absolutely loves to laugh and laughs at everything. She’s not very good at standing up for herself. She has a hard time telling people no and would rather she get the bad end of the deal than offend or hurt someone’s feelings. She doesn’t have many super close friends but if she does call you her friend she would give her life for you!! She’s also a very low maintenance friend. Don’t talk to her for weeks months or years but you can pick up with her right where you left off. She loves hard and truly doesn’t give up on those that she loves. There are always second chances with Emily.
by hizzlemygizzle April 4, 2022

Emily and andrew are a really cute couple and are perfect for each other. Emily is short funny caring and has sexyness radiating from her at all times. Andrew is a tall mentally challenged manchild who has unresolved mommy issues and always tries to get emily to breastfeed him to sleep everynight
Andrew: i love you
Emily:i love you too
Andrew: can you breast feed me for the 30th time today
Emily:no tit for you
Andrew and emily
Emily:i love you too
Andrew: can you breast feed me for the 30th time today
Emily:no tit for you
Andrew and emily
by Emilys_bitch February 28, 2022

When you wait until your ready to date this wonderful girl and when you ask her out she runs away and tells everyone she knows about how much you loved her
Guy 1: Dude theres this really amazing girl and im thinking of asking her out
Guy 2: be careful you might get Emilied
Guy 2: be careful you might get Emilied
by Nashikura Matokato July 9, 2021
