National Fuck A Friend Day

Beat down the dunnies with a buddy👍

Wsg mamacita, you know what day it is right???
National Fuck A Friend Day.

by TheUrbanBBC June 27, 2023

The Breath Of Fucking Versailles

what i call people with abscesses.

Person 1: do you have any abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the breath of fucking versailles

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

Clutter-Fuck

A ‘Clutter-Fuck’ is the act of having sexual interactions in a noticeably messy/dirty area (e.g. - public bathroom, fast food restaurant trash in the back alley)

Me and Gina had a wild Clutter-Fuck last night, I’m still finding trash in my asshole.

by BigWelshMan May 28, 2023

Phantom Fuck

When a woman with ADHD visualizes a cock inside her rather than using a man or dildo.

After looking at all those pictures, I swear it’s like he was really there. And he phantom fucked the shit outta me!

by EagerEscapist January 14, 2024

Who The Fuck Is Addicted To Safari

Who the fuck is addicted to safari, commonly associated with uhh_luc, is the funniest joke ever. Used for when someone is addicted to the web browser safari.

Person 1: Hey so I've been using Safari a lot
Person 2: Who the fuck is addicted to safari

by riverslover94 February 18, 2025

Dick-Fucked

Usually portrayed in pornographic cartoons. Dick-Fucking is when a man inserts his penis into another mans urethra in hopes of pleasure for both parties.

In the series I was watching, two men dick-fucked each other.

by londonbr1dge July 8, 2022

Furry Fuck day

On October 24 all furries fight back the furry hater formally know as "Anti-Furry" but instead of attacking they will have to Rape the anti furries and the Anti furries cannot fight back.

"Hey it's Furry Fuck day"
"Holy shit it is :("

by Marionoah1 October 12, 2023