Fuck u

What u say to counts who don't know how to drive

Driver: "Oi fuck u cunt learn how to fuckin drive"

by DICKHEAD JOEL August 22, 2023

Pooh fuck

Somebody who always acts excessively high spirited and over confident, to the point it becomes annoying. Pooh fucks think there better than everybody else because they live strait edge life's and never take risks. Pooh fucks got good grades in high school and are only friends with other pooh fucks. Typically they are doctors, lawyers and dentists. You will never find one of these guys at parties or getting wasted. They often whine when they smell even the slightest hint of cigarette smoke. The pooh fuck will try to ignore you if you pick on them, but if you keep giving them shit they will nark on you. Also, pooh fucks gather together and nark on non pooh fucks.

The valedictorian of our school was such a pooh fuck.

by J.bravo420 October 13, 2012

fucking Hopeless

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.

"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

a phrase that only chaotic attack on titan fuckers on twitter use while the rest of twitter is confused with all the attack on titan layouts (aka, erens titan form as the pfp and the background picture as “the final attack begins”)

*24hrs before the final season is release*
person 1: attack on titan is-
person 2: LETS FUCKING GOOOO
person 1: what. anyways, attack on titan is-
person 2: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
person 1: STAY BACKKK 🤺 GAH DAYUM I SAID GET BACK CHAOTIC ATTACK ON TITAN FUCKER🤺

by gahdayum December 5, 2020

fuck ass LOB

a lob, or long bob, is a versatile medium-length haircut that falls between a traditional bob and a long-haired style, typically ending at the shoulders or just above or below them. This adaptable cut can be customized to suit different hair types and textures, offering a balanced, chic look that is easy to style and can often be pulled into a low ponytail.

younger generations call this the new fuck ass bob.

omg was that actually mikey in the video?

Obviously, she's the only one with that fuck ass LOB.

by fuckasslobboss September 12, 2025

Fuck Cuck

A person who's always begging to be cool and hang out in other peoples lives.

"Nick Carraway is such a fuck cuck in The Great Gatsby."

by Neolorgasms September 16, 2016

Fuck nut

A crazy dumbass.

That dude is a serious fuck nut.

by Dewonmylily July 31, 2016