Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen

Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer

by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019

Fuck you

it can mean two different thing:

dude: Fuck you you're so annoying

or
dude: ill Fuck you

by 101 ('-') April 19, 2022

fuck off

typical word for Amethys_D32 aka elle_d32 aka dark , that she use all the time

me: You are bad
Elle_D32 : OH FUCK OFF you twat

by Rézus July 24, 2018

stupid idiot cunt fuck

Top tier in the hierarchy of insults, 'stupid idiot cunt fuck' may be used as an exclamation and adjective towards persons who should have been swallowed as spermatozoa.

"You stupid idiot cunt fuck!" exclaimed Glenn.

by gilksy June 1, 2024

Fucked all to shit

Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.

I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me

by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011

Cunt fucking whore

A Bitch that like so fuck cunts

Bruh did u see that cunt fucking whore last night she was fucking all of the cunts

by Noah fredricks April 29, 2019

any fucking word

Any fucking word.

Hey, this book has almost any fucking word!
Really?

by chickenwithsunglasses July 14, 2022