Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen

Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer

by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019

stupid idiot cunt fuck

Top tier in the hierarchy of insults, 'stupid idiot cunt fuck' may be used as an exclamation and adjective towards persons who should have been swallowed as spermatozoa.

"You stupid idiot cunt fuck!" exclaimed Glenn.

by gilksy June 1, 2024

The Russian Spin Fuck

When Individual 1: Proceeds to lie down, balance and spin a bay-blade on their erect penis and Individual 2 proceeds to sit down on the the bay-blade and penis while it is still spinning, creating The Russian Spin Fuck.

Person 1: Hey I heard Josh and Sarah tried The Russian Spin Fuck!
Person 2: Damn I'm jealous that's my favorite sex position!
Person 1: Same!

by darrel harkins March 7, 2022

..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 9, 2024

Fuck Buddy

At A&W order two Teen burgers and a Buddy burger. Put the Buddy burger between the Teen burgers.

"Let's go to the dub and grab a fuck buddy each"

by Veritazium June 7, 2022

The Fucked Shit

The fucked shit is anything and everything depending on the context because everything is shit and all that shit is fucked. Great term to use while tripping balls when most words no longer work

Hey dude pass me the fucked shit I wanna get proper fucked mate

Oh mate I’m sorry to hear about the fucked shit, can’t believe she’s dead

Pass me the remote I’m gonna put on the fucked shit

Im really horny will you do the fucked shit

Remember when Will Smith did the fucked shit

by The Fucked Guy July 10, 2022

Cunt fucking whore

A Bitch that like so fuck cunts

Bruh did u see that cunt fucking whore last night she was fucking all of the cunts

by Noah fredricks April 29, 2019