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The Fucked Shit

The fucked shit is anything and everything depending on the context because everything is shit and all that shit is fucked. Great term to use while tripping balls when most words no longer work
Hey dude pass me the fucked shit I wanna get proper fucked mate

Oh mate I’m sorry to hear about the fucked shit, can’t believe she’s dead

Pass me the remote I’m gonna put on the fucked shit

Im really horny will you do the fucked shit

Remember when Will Smith did the fucked shit
by The Fucked Guy July 10, 2022
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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
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fuck

by njknjkhgjgk May 15, 2016
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Fuck boy

The opposite of Rick Astley. A fuck boy will probably give up up and let you down. He’ll probably run around and desert you. You will not be together forever.
The guy I met on tinder seemed really nice, but I worry he might be a total fuck boy.
by AskRick June 10, 2018
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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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fuck off

typical word for Amethys_D32 aka elle_d32 aka dark , that she use all the time
me: You are bad
Elle_D32 : OH FUCK OFF you twat
by Rézus July 24, 2018
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I’d fuck a bug

Dang, I’d fuck a bug rn
by Liam12334533 January 9, 2022
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