Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen

Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer

by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019

fuck off

typical word for Amethys_D32 aka elle_d32 aka dark , that she use all the time

me: You are bad
Elle_D32 : OH FUCK OFF you twat

by Rézus July 24, 2018

Fuck you

it can mean two different thing:

dude: Fuck you you're so annoying

or
dude: ill Fuck you

by 101 ('-') April 19, 2022

what the fuck

use it for a moment when you are annoyed, confused, or when the fuck you can

what the fuck are these prices
bitch, why the fuck did you get that wig
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
what the fuck? no bye bitch

by multigraincheerios August 19, 2022

Cunt fucking whore

A Bitch that like so fuck cunts

Bruh did u see that cunt fucking whore last night she was fucking all of the cunts

by Noah fredricks April 29, 2019

Fuck Buddy

At A&W order two Teen burgers and a Buddy burger. Put the Buddy burger between the Teen burgers.

"Let's go to the dub and grab a fuck buddy each"

by Veritazium June 7, 2022

ohh fuck?

When someoen realizes that they are late for an event and/or activity.

Michael looked at his watch and said "ohh fuck?"

fuckohlate

by Edward Dick May 2, 2017