slapping the pappy

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.
by ballz itchy July 05, 2016
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Yarn Slap

When you slap someone across the face with a large amount of yarn, usually made to form a cylinder shape. When yarn slapping you should aim for the chops but if you cant hit them there then aim for the temple
"Yo i keep my hoes in line by yarn slapping them. Im keepin my yarn hand strong."
by KB<------name taken March 25, 2009
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scum slapped

to be struck across the face with the drool saturated hand of a baby, resulting in spastic wiping off of the face.
"that baby may look cute but if ya get to close your gonna get scum slapped."
by th hit man February 02, 2008
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The Jackson Slap

"Slapping bitches who talk shit about Mike"-IG||Massilovesmj
"You should give her The Jackson Slap"
by moonwalkerpiper April 22, 2015
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Cookie Slap

Traditional use - a common business motivational tool, using both Positive and Negative motivation techniques in one, thus creating efficiencies in Rewards-based behavioral modification techniques.

1. Slap - low-level punishment for errant behavior, often used by parents with their children; (a) depending on method used, can be light or heavy; (b) open handed palm method typically used by women, whereas the backhanded slap is more commonly used by men (see "Bitch Slap").

2. Cookie - a round, sweet baked treat most often paired with milk; (a) Chocoloate chip cookies are my favorite; (b) Nilla wafers run a close second.

3. Cookie slap - a Positive/Negative reward that begins with a treat to remind the recipient that they are a good person worthy of praise, while at the same time slapping them down for making a greivous error.
Dirk gave Steve a cookie slap after the semi-annual sales meeting, when Steve botched the presentation for the VC funding committee. Although Steve had worked very hard to create the PowerPoint deck, his data unfortunately was grossly inaccurate.

COOKIE SLAP!!!
by Magilla Gorillla March 21, 2012
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Poo slap

The sound when a massive piece of feces hits the rim of the toilet rather than the water below. Creating a slap sound.
'Explain the shit stains on the toilet'

'Sorry i was poo slapping'
by StayFrostii October 11, 2011
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ape slap

When engaging in anal intercourse in doggystyle , the man swings both arms back and smacks the woman on both sides of the head simultaneously.
"Her face was so pretty it made me was to ape slap her."
by Cuntpunt69 October 13, 2015
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