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He Walked On Water

He wore starched white shirts buttoned at the neck
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water
And if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water
by Gothic Miscreant October 19, 2025
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Cole walk

Cole walk is like a crip walk except cold
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Squat Walking

The ridiculously hilarious combination of squatting and walking at the same time.
*Person who squatted, stayed squatted and began to walk*
(Other Observer): lol he squatwalks. Swag
(Observer): He has clearly mastered the art of squat walking.
by AlphaRebellion June 6, 2013
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Rape walk

To force a person to walk when they don’t want to
I was playing cod with the boys and the girlfriend made go for a walk around the flower gardens. Got rape walk
by CFOSTER July 30, 2023
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Walking L

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walking cocktail

an alcoholic drink that is consumed while en route to another location. This is usually drank from a plastic cup to be thrown out when you arrive at your destination.
Jeff didn't want to loose any drinking time, so he had a walking cocktail on the way to the bar.
by JJendymion May 11, 2014
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Gigg Walk

The traversal dance performed by those of the Giggleshitter committee
Gigg Walk Cuuhhh” - OG Giggleshitter
by OG Giggleshitter December 24, 2024
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