Happy jonny

A happy jonny is that one kid we all know who can just annoy the living shit out of you

I was trying to get some work done when that happy jonny over there came to "help me"

by [e-mail] August 30, 2016

Happy-on

A mild boner, gained not from physical stimulation but often from receiving nudes or a sudden sexual thought. It is comparable to a no-reason-boner or post morning wood.

When she sent me nudes a got a bit of a happy-on.

by Rick Tliter February 8, 2020

happy tummy

Feeling happy with yourself after stuffing your mouth with an excessive amount of food even though you are about to vomit

I’ve got happy tummy after eating that disgusting burrito

by Salmon ain’t corn July 27, 2020

happy

sad

i am so happy i am sobbing

by anonymous January 18, 2023

Happy Day

On Happy Day (April 7) you will have to be happy towards every one!!

Girl: Hi!!
Boy: Why are you so happy today??
Girl: It's Happy Day today!!

by PoopyMcNooty April 7, 2020

happiness hedge

When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.

James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.

Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?

James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.

Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge

Kyle: true dat

by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023

Happy hole

A woman’s vagina

Yo, Vanessa has the widest happy hole in the 13th grade

by Wito nasty May 31, 2020