Going the Jizztance

A game in which two postpubescent men position themselves parallel to each other with a yardstick between them. Each one jerks off. The winner is whoever ejaculates the farthest. The loser must lick the winning cum up.

Man, this cum has a lot of calories. I've gotta stop losing so many games of Going the Jizztance.

Going the Jizztance by GrillmasterZack February 12, 2018

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put the jacket on

to put on a condom

he wants to put the jacket on

put the jacket on by high ca February 15, 2018

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Related Words

the joker • The Jonas Brothers • The J • The Juice • the jungle • the jake • the jack • The Jesus • The JFK • The Joe

Clap the Jack

You screwed up.

You can clap the Jack by saying your a flat earther on the first date. Learned from experience.

Clap the Jack by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018

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Slap the Jack

When you undo your clapping of the Jack/pay for your sins.

"I screwed up my date, so I'm meeting up with her to slap the Jack."
"What did Jack ever do to you?"

Slap the Jack by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018

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Choke the Jabba

Masturbation

It’s common to choke the jabba while gaming battlefront.

Choke the Jabba by Hot Dog Goblin May 16, 2018

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cuff the joint

jerk-off

"Man, I didn't cuff the joint all day -- and that night my skeet rocked like nothin!"

cuff the joint by bobbydellwood August 29, 2018

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Ross the joke

Making a funny joke not funny

Guy 1: What idiot called it erectile dysfunction and not ballzhiemers?
Guy 2: Actually, erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with the balls.
Guy 1: Why do you have to Ross the joke?

Ross the joke by Ainsleysommers December 21, 2018

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