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Ogre: Ogre's have layers like an onion
Donkey: You know what else has layers
Donkey: Cake
by Taco-Puncher5,678 January 26, 2017
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Donkey Plod

the action of a neurotypical individual capitalising off the innovations of a neurodivergent individual - effectively performing the obvious steps from start to finish without any creativity or additional contributions, taking credit for the idea as if it was their own.
Mia spent weeks researching and proposing a new integration system, and amongst the stress ends up burning herself out; Lucas casually approaches to fill in and implements the steps Mia laid out. He receives the credit for the amazing work as if it was his own - total Donkey Plod.
by whosyourdani October 27, 2025
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Donkey Honkin'

The art of illegally honking at or otherwise disturbing the protected donkeys of Cripple Creek, Colorado. Generally done late at night by locals and miscreants. Beware of lurking police, who have taken a sworn oath to protect said asses.
"Hey Skeeter, should we go cow tipping or donkey honkin' tonight?" said Jed.
by Elton John Denver September 13, 2019
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Bong Donkey

A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.
I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey

She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!
by FränkAnk July 29, 2019
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donkey dickin'

Girl who gets dicked out by extremely long, hard cock. Girthy and 8"+
Bro did you hear - I could hear Kevin and Sophie donkey dickin' so hard last night!
by sauce_master May 1, 2022
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Donkeying

As in “donkeying around” - meaning you are spending time doing a worthless activity when there is a real project to be done.
Jay really needed to focus on his sales reports instead he spent time donkeying around mindlessly scrolling on social media.
by @juliesaxon June 25, 2024
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Oh Sugar Donkey

Someone that is doing something dumb and acting a fool for a long period of time
Oh Sugar donkey KJ!!!!
by KJ Kevin Johnson April 12, 2019
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