Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.
During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.
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This is a BOOB girl. Every boy, when reaching puberty, is asked the old age question: boobs or ass? It is at that time that the boys makes a choice, a decision that will determine the man they will become. This girl shapes men's lives, and men love her shape. She may not have an ass but no one is complaining. Their lacking bottom half and tremendous top half make them resemble a tree. FOOTNOTE: this word originates from the saying "top tier titties" because "tea tree" sounds similar to "tres T's" or "three T's" and that is the acronym for "top tier titties".
I used to be an ass guy but now I'm a boob guy. All it took was one tea tree to change my whole perspective.
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Get the Purple Tree mug.An arborist company that hires felons to come to your house and trim your bushes. They charge extra to cut trees but will trim your bush for free.
Becky "I was going to hire Felons Tree Removal to trim the trees at my house. You think they're any good?"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"
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