titleist ass

A booty that is so large and covered in dimples that it resembles a bag of titleist golf balls.

Kim walked by me in a bikini at the beach yesterday and I wasn’t sure if i should puke or pull out my wood driver when I saw her titleist ass.

by ClayBoy1 February 6, 2018

Ass Bread

A seasoned loaf of bread shoved in any stuffable meat

What's the stuff come out of the birds ass...ass bread

by Dumpster baby088 November 23, 2018

Channel Ass

A disease that effects the muscles in the anus, usually caused from too much anal sex. As a result turds fall out of the ass with no effort.

After 2 years in prison Nathan was diagnosed with Channel Ass.

by Phucc Ngo January 19, 2017

Ass Sack

When there is a ballsack hanging from someone's ass

When Tommy mooned me i swear on my life he had an ass sack!

by Captain Cunt August 29, 2009

Brillo Ass

When the hairs on your ass are so coarse that it causes toilet paper to shred into remnants on the back of the toilet seat

"AHHH maaaan! Can you please clean up after your brillo ass next time!"

by PLUMBERT March 15, 2009

Ass Flop

The top part of the ass that flops out of fat peoples pants when they get up from previously sitting down.

Dude your friend Zach has some serious ass flop going down.

by KrypticDeath July 14, 2010

pointy-assed

When you're so uptight your asshole is inverted and points at others with judgement and prejudice.

Don't let that pointy-assed broad tell you anything, just be yourself.

by PartyDown904 December 27, 2016