When a Woman has multiple Men Cum an her body at once, then a man puts his penis inside of her vagina and lays on top of her.
by GraveEater April 13, 2010
Get the Japanese Milk Sandwichmug. Milk Flip is a sexual position invented by Dr. Steve Brule (as seen in check it out videos available on youtube). Milk Flip is performed by pulling out of the vagina prejaculation (compound combining pre and ejaculation) then performing a backflip as you ejaculate (most easily performed on a trampoline). This is the fun part, After you've done a backflip while ejaculating you must perform a standing sex position while only holding on to her breasts (this might be painful for her give her a break if she complains). Okay once you have it in while your having her sit on your thighs and your holding her breasts you must spin around as fast as possible. The G-Force will grow hopefully untill she's fully unconscious. At this point you want to dress her in extremely large clothes and stuff them with pillows so she looks appears dangerously poofy (the added weight will help with the speed of the drop). Now your home free, only one step left but its easy to mess up here. You must bring her to the heighest height of the heighest mountain or just something high. You need to get inside her clothes along with the pillows, you need to make sure you've built a big enough ramp at the bottom of the hill and that you a started the rolling motion with your leap into the clothes of your unconscious broad. while you're rolling down the hill scream "Is that right?" and nod obnoxiously. When your both dead you need to come back to life and fly to the moon and eat the power onyx.
"Man last night was crazy I Mega Milky Flipped that bitch."
Bro #1:"Bro you high?"
Bro #2:"Bro only as high as my last Milk Flip"
Bro #4:"Is that right?"
Bro #1:"Bro you high?"
Bro #2:"Bro only as high as my last Milk Flip"
Bro #4:"Is that right?"
by AssGypsy October 15, 2011
Get the Milk Flipmug. by PeacefulAK February 11, 2020
Get the Elite milkmug. When a man is hooking up with a women who is lactating, he sucks on her nipples to draw milk into his mouth, then feeds it to the women, mouth to mouth.
by THE Milk Man 4U August 5, 2010
Get the Milk Man Shufflemug. it is when you milk a male buffalo in return you end up with a creamy substance which you churn to get buffalo milk butter
Guy 1: "Do you have a buffalo?"
Guy 3: "Yes?"
Guy 1: "You should milk it"
Guy 2: "Already have got some cream"
Guy 1: "Did you churn it to get some buffalo milk butter?"
Guy 2: " Yep, had it on toast"
Guy 3: "Yes?"
Guy 1: "You should milk it"
Guy 2: "Already have got some cream"
Guy 1: "Did you churn it to get some buffalo milk butter?"
Guy 2: " Yep, had it on toast"
by Buffalo milk September 17, 2013
Get the buffalo milk buttermug. Something that a boy in his very early teens tries to get around to asking when he is talking to a girl of similar age that he has only met over the phone or on the internet.
(Things a boy will do to get milk jugs)
(Things a boy will do to get milk jugs)
I was Stangin' down a long, straight, country road, when I saw a large sign that read "MILK $1 PER GALLON". I quickly pulled in.
"Hey, where's that milk for $1 per gallon?", I asked.
"Over there", replied the farmer as he pointed to a cow.
"You got milk jugs?", I queried.
"I thought you'd never ask", he responded, as he pulled off his shirt, exposing his womanly looking breasts.
I clarified, "No, I mean to put the milk in."
He disappointedly replied, "Oh, I got a bunch of empty ones in the back of the store. They're $2 per gallon."
I shook my head in disgust and rushed to my 'Stang.
"Why didn't I bring any milk jugs with me?"
(Things a man will do if there are no milk jugs around)
"Hey, where's that milk for $1 per gallon?", I asked.
"Over there", replied the farmer as he pointed to a cow.
"You got milk jugs?", I queried.
"I thought you'd never ask", he responded, as he pulled off his shirt, exposing his womanly looking breasts.
I clarified, "No, I mean to put the milk in."
He disappointedly replied, "Oh, I got a bunch of empty ones in the back of the store. They're $2 per gallon."
I shook my head in disgust and rushed to my 'Stang.
"Why didn't I bring any milk jugs with me?"
(Things a man will do if there are no milk jugs around)
by Carol Ann Shelby December 10, 2006
Get the got milk jugs?mug. When you're happy to wake up on God's green earth and you're thirsty before another wonderful day of lifting weights, hiking and eating meat. So you wake up your stupid wife and she nurses you with her big soft milkies before you start your day.
Mussolini's Milk Breakfast consists of a glass of milk, and it is a matter of one minute. "I drink it at the table in small guips," he says, ''so that it may be properly salivated. Milk is a wonderful food, perhaps, the best food known to man. This one glass of milk contains enough nourishment to sustain me until the midday meal six hours hence."
by Spliffgrams October 11, 2021
Get the Mussolini's Milk Breakfastmug.