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Seat Pickle

A dildo with a suction cup, primarily used when sitting on a hard chair.
Did Rachel forget the Seat Pickle? I can’t sit on the hard restaurants booths without one.
by Ruckus Rawson September 11, 2023
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The pickle tickle

The pickle tickle is the feeling of not ever wanting to leave your bed, after waking up or just after laying down for a moment of rest.
Mom! PLEASE leave me be! I have a major case of the pickle tickle today! Call me in sick for the week!
by HeadHoncho34 December 6, 2019
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Speed Bag the Pickle

After watching porn all I want to do is speed bag the pickle.
by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025
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A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024
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Pickle Fuck

That moment when you insert a cucumber into a female's vagina and it comes out as a pickle.
Ben only pickle fucks his wife on the third Saturday of each month.
by wafflefuck March 20, 2015
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Pickles

Olly loves pickles
by IcyClaw124 August 28, 2022
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Pickle Chin

"you just a pickle chin head ah boi"
by Vazor March 12, 2021
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