Rusty Gear

The result of an explosive shart in which one's junk is covered is fecal matter, thus creating Rusty Gear.
I sharted in my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear.
by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024
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Rusty Gear

A side effect of an explosive shart where one's junk is covered in fecal matter, resulting in Rusty Gear.
I just sharted inn my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear! Does anyone have a baby wipe handy?
by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024
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Rusty Trumbone

It's a trumbone that's rusty. Very rusty...like, the most rustiest trumbone in all of rusty trumbone history!
Damn, now that is one rusty trumbone!
by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018
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Rusty Pipe

When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.
Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.
by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022
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rusty dragline

When hitting it from behind, stick all five fingers in the butt. Then proceed to place them in the mouth of your partner.

Think of it as a giant "rusty fish hook"
Fucking this skank from behind and got shid on all my fingers then stuck them in they mouth and said you got the rusty dragline
by Mastersh8ke October 06, 2021
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Rusty Grape

Rusty Grape is a winery and tasting room out side Battle Ground, WA serving award winning wine and famous wood fired pizza in a Italian rustic setting.
The Rusty Grape is a amazing place where time slows down. Lets go to Rusty Grape enjoy a glass of wine. Some delicious pizza.
by Wineallthetime January 31, 2017
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Rusty Remnant

Where an old lady wipes her back with her hand when she took a shit, and then offers you a handjob!
That women from behind the liqour store offer me a Rusty Remnant
by Crewyr May 23, 2021
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