Internet self-retardation 

The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.

Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!

Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.

Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!

Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.

Internet self-retardation by hillbillybiskit August 5, 2008

Im a fucking retarded bitch 

Some random shit i made up

Im a fucking retarded bitch

Im a fucking retarded bitch by Urban killer 911 November 5, 2019

Retarget 

that dumb store that sells almost everything, especially, totally retarded clothese

hey, y'alls wanna go over to retarget and try on some panties?

Retarget by Treighz December 16, 2007

retarf 

someone so retarded that they can’t spell it right

cohen is such a retarf

retarf by yuhyuhyuh January 25, 2019

retarded monkey

1. Someone who has a plan which they consider great at the moment, but in retrospect, does not seem very good. Infact, it seems horrible.
2. A hilarious insult. Geared towards mentally ill apes and arangutangs, or more likely someone on that level.

1. "So, the Sarge said my plan had merit, but it was executed poorly."-Grif
"Bullshit, Sarge said were a retarded monkey."-Simmons
2. "Dude, you are such a retarded monkey, now how do I spell check?"-The Omega Master

retarded monkey by -The Omega Master February 8, 2005

retarded barbies 

retarded barbies are a fast growing social group of people found all over the uk. mainly retarded barbies also known as R.B´s are aged 16-19 and most commonly found in learning establishments such as schools and colleges, however R.Bs lack in intelligence and therefore use these buildings as a rest station between drinking days, to sober up.

generosity knows no bounds with these people, sharing everything from clothes to boyfriends.

you can recognise R.B´s easily by there fashion dress, they try to keep up with the latest fashions while tryin to customise it themselves which doesnt work making them fashion victims that look like gypsys.

although its a rareity, R.B´s do work,but its generally at a hotel doing "bar/waitressing work" but mostly they use D.A.D.D.Y as a personal banking service.

but all in all we salute you R.B´S, things wouldnt be the same without you

most of the female population of manchester that arent chavs!

retarded barbies by psychotic September 4, 2005

retardery

1. An all-encompassing word used to describe the policies and actions of the Bush Administration.

2. The insanely jingoistic fervor with which the misguided and mentally feeble support George W. Bush and his cronies.

"Oh, great. Four more years of retardery."

retardery by Other Ben November 2, 2004