Retard

If you don't know what a retard is you probably are one

Daniel is a retard, he's really stupid

by Lars Larsson October 13, 2017

Retard Jon

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.

my buddy is a real retard jon

by dopelemon June 11, 2020

Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

Retardes

Somebody acting immature/childish

Andrew was acting very retardes today

by Yepimazure ツ August 15, 2025

Retardation Molestation

When "Private investigator" assholes cross white lines.

That girl was hurt by a group of retardation molestation.

by iblamethelaptop May 29, 2016

Retard

Someone that is delayed in any way usually mentally

Retard: POOP IS NOT INAPPROPRIATE BUT SEX IS EWWW GROSS I HATE SEX BUT POOP IS FUNNY HAHAHA I WANT TO EAT IT

Smart cool kid: go kill yourself to make the world a better place

The retard got his ass fucked up

by Donotbearetard March 26, 2019

social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons.

Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard, unless you want to lol star in the remake of the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.

by Sexydimma March 7, 2014