Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a stupid, mean, self-absorbed, crazy, and dumbest person you will ever meet. Some things Petty Man Child will do: Blocks his crush and leaves on delivered a lot. He will cal a 7-year-old a h*e because he's mad at you. Will call you a b*tch. Will ignore you 24/7/ Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel like your worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he's the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors about you

Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.

by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021

petty

people who make a big deal of little or childish things.

somebody random: Charles is being so petty. He’s making the biggest deal over a pen.
somebody else: I agree. And his name is Charles what do you expect?

by hopesexual December 19, 2021

Pettheore

A person who doesn't eat pets.

I don't eat cats, i'm a pettheore.

by PenisInspector27 February 10, 2022

Pettaz

The informal or roadman way of saying Petrol/fuel!

Pettaz prices are sky high man!

by Taro Baap! February 24, 2022

Petters

The opposite of butters. When someone is a leng ting. They are petters. When you want someone to pet you, they are petters.

Idiot 1: Did you see that girl
Idiot 2: Yeah she was petters bro.

by Jonno69420 February 25, 2022

Petty

Any 8th Grader

Person 1: I'm sorry, but I don't have a crush on you
Person 2: Omg!!! Why? She likes you, and you don't like her back? Stop being petty.

by PassiveAgressiveLittleShit March 18, 2022

Petter Granlund

A hobo

guy 1: Damn what a "Petter Granlund"
guy 2: I know right such a hobo
guy 3: what the fuck is a "Petter Granlund"?

by BebeYoda March 31, 2022