Perfect jeans

Jeans you can where naked and that will never fall down no matter how long you wear them

My friend just found the perfect jeans yesterday

by Maxifeelfly September 24, 2020

perfect

alex. alex is perfect.

alex is perfect.

by KAYTEALAY December 19, 2020

perfect

Less bad. Typically used in a work environment.

“Boss said the site needs to look perfect”
“Wtf does that even mean?”
“How the hell am I supposed to know?! Probably less bad”.

by Haribooo August 25, 2024

Perfection

Célia

Célia is perfection!

by seoltangmomo November 19, 2017

Perfect relationship

Anytime two people can be together infinitely and never get bored or angry and constantly want to see each other. This is the best feeling in the world. If you have it. Never ruin it.

Wow! Cody and Mackenzie have the most perfect relationship ever.

by Mymomhasabiggerdickthanyou May 24, 2018

Perfect

Not you...

HAHA.

Everyone is perfect in their own way, but you, you are not

by Not-Brian225 June 9, 2020

Perfect

A machine.

He/she is one hundred percent functional and perfect, there is a timer in his/her head to indicate the proper time to water/feed the plant, go to work, get a vaccine, put on a mask, change the diapers of other oversized babies and take dinner out of the oven, exactly the way someone seen as an adult's adult would do. Never missing anything, never off the mark.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021