you better

Same as "you should", though it can be use for any subject (I, he, she, we, it, they). Implies advice or warning. Common in the southern US, this phrase has been shortened down from:

You would be better off if you...
You would be better to ...
You'd be better...
You'd better...
You better...

Sometimes as a threat, a person will mistakingly say "you had better...", but the correct uncontracted version is "would" not "had".

You better get started on that paper if it's gonna be done by Monday.

You better be in this house when the street lights come on.

You better put them trash cans up on the porch, so's the dogs ain't gettin in 'em.

by Coell March 16, 2006

Are you serious?

Used to express frustration and disbelief.

*Moving Walkway at ski resort stops*
Little kid in front of me: Are you serious? Are you serious?

by frabrizio March 08, 2017

You Heard

A " you heard" means someone shit in you bed

Yo dog, you Heard....this bitch is crazy, she shit in my bed!

by Bungmasterflexx April 27, 2022

you know

Is a term that is used to replace words you dont want to say.

Bob: What did Mike and Jenny do?
Fred: They, you know last night in the back of the bus.

by frodo802 March 15, 2009

are you weird?

are you stupid? are you serious?

"im walkng my dog around the bathroom"
-- are you weird?

by HBE squad July 14, 2008

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?

THE ULTAMENT STUDDER

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? no ok

by mnbjkl January 25, 2021

You down?

saying used to ask a friend if they wanna go smoke some chronic. the answer should be "i'm down!"

"hey you down?"
"yeah. I'm down"

by <3R April 09, 2008