One way simping

When a person and another person simp for eachother but when one person causes a problem to the other they stop talking to them for a while but again both start simping shortly but can easily stop when a problem occurs

John why are you one way simping for Ava she keeps simping back but then leave than come back

by Howdoidothis September 2, 2020

3-way allegiance

The mightiest privelage to be written in the Bro Code, only accessibly redeemable by the greatest of bros. In the event of either your girl wanting to fuck your bro or your bro wanting to fuck your girl, the 3-way allegiance must be called. But, it is extremely crucial to say "no homo" in complete synchronization beforehand. By doing this, all feelings of envy are obliterated, strengthening the relationship between you and your girl, but more importantly between the bros.

Guy: hey bro, so my girl's birthday is coming up

Bro:yea

Guy:and she thought a three way would be cool

Bro: say no more, bro. We just gotta do the 3-way allegiance and we'll be cool.

by Antidi April 20, 2019

way way

the only rule is that if you do not understand what it means you are way way :(

yo did you see joe’s tech fleece, it looked pretty way way at if you ask me.

by tsgshejj544 August 16, 2021

Way

British. The correct term to use when you're at a pub or restaurant with the lads, and some bellend smashes a glass or plate. Failing to do so will curse both you and your family to an eternity escalating Freddo prices.

>SMASH!<
'WAY!'

by Potato Ninja 3000 June 5, 2017

The tommo way

A phrase that is used by Louis tomlinson fans to be annoying and attack people for no good reason. The term originates from Louis tomlinson saying “the tommo way” whenever he does something out of the ordinary. Fans have used it as an excuse to to copy their idols rude behavior.

Louies: hold my tpwk, I’m doing things the tommo way
Harries: all we did was tell you to respect Jeff azoff

by dilfrry February 17, 2021

nates way

Riding a motorcycle from West Virginia, south through the bottom states of America, driving up the coast and bouncing up and down through the heart of America until you arrive home.

Me and trays goin nates way, you coming?

by whiteboy304 March 18, 2014

Two-Way Wiener

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.

Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.

by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014