(adj.) Describes a self-imposed lifestyle or prescribed treatment where someone attempts to get through his entire day and night without giving or partaking of any ass. Usually fails miserably unless one is a hermit, since in populated areas there are so many round plump juicy posteriors around that are seemingly just begging to be pinched or humped.
Store owner, to male customer in the toilet-tissue aisle: Please don't squeeze the Charmin, sir.
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!
by QuacksO January 13, 2015
Get the gluteun-freemug. Free thinking is when you say your thoughts out loud with no filter, whatever comes in your head comes out of your mouth. Having no regards for societal judgement and consequences but still considering the right morals. Being a Free Thinker doesn't mean you are ignorant to society, just not phased by it. Resist conformity towards societal norms of keeping thoughts to yourself by being free
by swervest October 23, 2022
Get the Free Thinkermug. Karen: "P-Please stop beating my child with a baseball bat!"
Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"
Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"
by headshotcraft June 4, 2022
Get the It's a free countrymug. by Valu3 January 26, 2018
Get the no free looksmug. by Maurice the conqueror September 16, 2021
Get the Free Willymug. When your last child moves from home to go to college leaving the parents alone for the first time in years to explore the freedom and bliss of their next stage in life. Happier version of "Empty Nesters" which elicits a connotation of sadness and loss which is the opposite of a couple who is Free Birdin'
Mom and Dad are Free Birdin' (Burden) in Mexico...again. They so seem happy and more relaxed since I left for college. I wonder why?
by Bruno's Frank May 16, 2023
Get the Free Birdin' (Burden)mug. Free Base Counseling (WCAIC)
A signature support method developed by WCAIC (Women and Children Affected by Internet Crimes) that focuses on helping clients “strip down” their emotional defenses to a raw, honest base—free of social filters, guilt, or external control. The practice invites full transparency in a safe space where survivors, caregivers, or advocates can openly express thoughts or feelings without judgment. It’s about freeing the “base” self—your most genuine emotional core—from the restraints of trauma, fear, or manipulation.
A signature support method developed by WCAIC (Women and Children Affected by Internet Crimes) that focuses on helping clients “strip down” their emotional defenses to a raw, honest base—free of social filters, guilt, or external control. The practice invites full transparency in a safe space where survivors, caregivers, or advocates can openly express thoughts or feelings without judgment. It’s about freeing the “base” self—your most genuine emotional core—from the restraints of trauma, fear, or manipulation.
Example:
“They don’t play games at WCAIC—you sit down for Free Base Counseling and suddenly you’re saying everything you never thought you could admit out loud.”
“They don’t play games at WCAIC—you sit down for Free Base Counseling and suddenly you’re saying everything you never thought you could admit out loud.”
by SomeWomanNamedTeresaInNebraska October 22, 2025
Get the Free Base Counselingmug.