by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 4, 2017
Get the hand ninjamug. - There are about 2,371 objects in the room you are they can use to kill you, including the room itself.
- Power Ranger were NOT ninjas.
- They don't need to pee.
- Japanese Ninjas are not the best, if they were, how would you knew they exist?
- They train 18 hours a day, from the day they were born.
- If you think you saw a ninja, he isn't a ninja.
- Bullets don't kill ninjas.
- When ninjas go to the water, they come out dry.
- Ninjas do not use 'Ninja' headbands
- Ninjas do not dress with black tape and do not cover their face.
- Only ninjas can see and kill other ninjas.
- If a ninja decides it's your end, there's nothing you can really do, unless you're Yoda, or a Constança.
- Ninjas controle the wether.
- Ninjas' are mostly boys, only a few expert girls can make it. Mulan is an example.
- Ninjas may live in your house whiteout you knowing.
- If you meet a real Ninja (rare thing) he will either kill you, or marry you.
- Power Ranger were NOT ninjas.
- They don't need to pee.
- Japanese Ninjas are not the best, if they were, how would you knew they exist?
- They train 18 hours a day, from the day they were born.
- If you think you saw a ninja, he isn't a ninja.
- Bullets don't kill ninjas.
- When ninjas go to the water, they come out dry.
- Ninjas do not use 'Ninja' headbands
- Ninjas do not dress with black tape and do not cover their face.
- Only ninjas can see and kill other ninjas.
- If a ninja decides it's your end, there's nothing you can really do, unless you're Yoda, or a Constança.
- Ninjas controle the wether.
- Ninjas' are mostly boys, only a few expert girls can make it. Mulan is an example.
- Ninjas may live in your house whiteout you knowing.
- If you meet a real Ninja (rare thing) he will either kill you, or marry you.
"My feather disappeared and my brother died. How could it happen?"
"It started raining about 777 times today, Ninjas must be mad"
"It started raining about 777 times today, Ninjas must be mad"
by iammarian August 24, 2017
Get the Ninjasmug. A covert agent or mercenary in feudal Japan who is unlikely to be seen by anyone who isn't also a ninja.
Following a code of darkness and deception, ninja had some of the most advanced and complex martial arts training in history and had expertise in unorthodox military tactics that baffled pretty much anyone at the time.
Ninjas gradually disappeared from historical records during the Edo period. Theories abound regarding what exactly happened to them, but the lack of information about the matter leaves us unsure of the truth. This is not a coincidence, as the ninja code encourages ninjas to remain anonymous and mysterious.
So where are they now? The answer is actually the same one you'd get from your average person in feudal Japan- that being "We have no clue whatsoever."
Following a code of darkness and deception, ninja had some of the most advanced and complex martial arts training in history and had expertise in unorthodox military tactics that baffled pretty much anyone at the time.
Ninjas gradually disappeared from historical records during the Edo period. Theories abound regarding what exactly happened to them, but the lack of information about the matter leaves us unsure of the truth. This is not a coincidence, as the ninja code encourages ninjas to remain anonymous and mysterious.
So where are they now? The answer is actually the same one you'd get from your average person in feudal Japan- that being "We have no clue whatsoever."
by Exterminator (not really) August 4, 2019
Get the Ninjamug. wow its a ninja
by fuck fortnn ite October 8, 2019
Get the Ninjamug. by theninjaofbeasts August 23, 2012
Get the ninjamug. by An amazed concert attendee December 21, 2020
Get the Tripp ninjamug. Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.
Highly amusing to watch from a distance.
Highly amusing to watch from a distance.
by Iron_tech September 23, 2012
Get the Instant Ninjamug.