Small Nick

"Small Nick" Often used to describe a micro penis.

"Ay man you have a small nick"

by Small Colonel Harland Sanders October 2, 2025

Nick

Most amazing person alive. Wears monster condoms on his massive dong. All the ladies are attracted to Nicks and Nick knows it. Some believe he is the secret love child of Chuck Norris. Nick can do everything plus ultra.

Girl 1: hey Nick

Girl 2: hi Nick
Girl 3: Nick please marry me

Nick: maybe sometime later I got to destroy an astroid while riding on a tiger mad of flames.

by Boberthashtag March 19, 2019

Nick

Nick is short as fuck. He is absolutely trash at every video game he plays, most notably Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege. People named Nick always flex on how much money they have in their bank account to their homies for no apparent reason. Although having a lot of money, they spend it in the worst possible ways, including cosmetic add ons in video games (one could say “Elite Skins”) that do not improve their skill any more whatsoever.

Nick how the fuck are you so bad at this game you have playing it for literally years. Also your sister is hot.

by nickisshort0117 June 6, 2020

nick

A asshole who can’t treat his girl right. He treats her like shit but every other girl like it’s his own.... on top of that nicks are the biggest flirt. But otherwise he’s a pretty great friend. He’ll always be there for you no matter who you are or what it’s about. Just beware of dating a nick. Maybe just stay in the friend zone.....

omg my boyfriend ignored me again. “What’s his name”. Nick. “Well that explains it.

by Gillian//frick you nick May 8, 2019

Nick A

This guy is usually a Italian guy and has a deep religious relationship to the video game character Mario. He usually isn't this smartest guy and is probably going to fail at least one class through out his life. This guy is probably likely to end up working as a plumber.

Oh god this guy is such a Nick A look at him plumbing

by dave from the gay bar May 1, 2023

nick belluci

a cutie with a fattie

Who is that cutie overthere?
Oh its nick belluci!

by anonymous January 18, 2021

Nick

I pleasureful daddy that squeezes you ever so tightly in bed. He'll have your dick throbbing all day and night.

Billy: Did you hear about Nick's giraffe cock.
Dad: Why of course son, I road Nick all night long.
Mom: Anthony!!! How could you!!
Jeffy: Pumpernickel clit fuck!!

by e-d-thelegend.com June 10, 2018