The St. Nick

On the date of December 23 at midnight you get a ladder and go on top of your best friend's house. You then proceed to throw all of your basement children down your best friend's chimney in a bag. You then go on to jump down the chimney and light the bag on fire. As your best friend and his/her parents come down to see what is happening you see that your best friend's mom is hot. You then put your best friend's mom in a bag and take her to your house. When you get to your house you dress her up in a Santa costume and fuck the shit out of her.

Hey Jerry I'm really pissed you pulled "The St. Nick" on me last night.

by Bot1234198 April 19, 2021

Dick Nick

A terrible insult my friend made up that he thinks was a stroke of comedic genius.

*Gets shot in a game*
Tyler: You fucking dick nick
Jack: What????

by threeeyeddeer June 25, 2023

Nick Jesus

A douchbag who is always depressed

That dude is Nick Jesus! He’s such a docuhebag!

by Dhehhdhd March 31, 2019

Nick

He's a bagel stealing dick grabber. So if you have a bagel and a dick stay away from Nick.

Boy 1: Yo yo back up Thats a Nick

Boy 2: a what??
Boy 1: A Nick he bout grab yo Dick!!!

by Dirty Zoe October 17, 2019

Small Nick

"Small Nick" Often used to describe a micro penis.

"Ay man you have a small nick"

by Small Colonel Harland Sanders October 2, 2025

Nick

A guy that has the smallest cock will fuck any ugly bitch alive and can suck dick very well

Nick sucked my dick really good last night

by Willsin September 15, 2017

Nick

Most amazing person alive. Wears monster condoms on his massive dong. All the ladies are attracted to Nicks and Nick knows it. Some believe he is the secret love child of Chuck Norris. Nick can do everything plus ultra.

Girl 1: hey Nick

Girl 2: hi Nick
Girl 3: Nick please marry me

Nick: maybe sometime later I got to destroy an astroid while riding on a tiger mad of flames.

by Boberthashtag March 19, 2019