Mary Jane Andretti

The driver you become after smoking pot—with great precision but not very much speed

‘Man!! I smoked a blunt ont the way home and suddenly I was Mary Jane Andretti ‘

by LuckDog November 29, 2017

kirsten marie lisinski

a girl from toledo with a duck face

yo duck you look like kirsten marie lisinski

by the camra lense August 13, 2012

Gianne Marie Guevara Paladin

A basic white religous bitch who is greed hungry to get her hands on old white men money

Gianne Marie Guevara Paladin is such a gold digger

I KNOW RIGHT

by Junior ojel May 30, 2022

cruddy mary

zombie 🧟 ♀️

“cruddy mary is the queen of zombietwt”

by Angelinafromtwitter July 16, 2024

a mary shelley

A hand job in a mausoleum .

"My goth girlfriend totally gave me A Mary Shelley last night! "

by Cricci August 22, 2019

The Bloody Mary

The act of forcefully fucking your partner/spouse until they cry blood into a bucket placed under them. After this you pour the blood into their asshole and take a silly selfie by it, saying your partner is on their period. This will make the experience better if your partner is a male. After you post this selfie to your IG story you take a reusable straw and suck the blood out of your partner’s ass

John: HOLY SHIT! I’M FUCKING CRYING

BLOOD!!!!!
David: Time to use The Bloody Mary up in this bitch.

by DaddyJan’sFatAss February 1, 2024

St. Maries

The waiting line to see a donkey show.

I can't believe I've been in St. Maries three days already. I hope none of my friends see me here.

by anonymous December 20, 2023