Jake

The biggest simp you will ever meet. He will like a girl then his best friend will like that girl too but the girl likes his best friend. They will start dating then Jake will jump of his top bunk and say “I’m gonna kill myself!”

Jake will never get a gf

by Robby Sheffield February 04, 2020

Jake

Looks like curious George. He’s mega gay and no one likes him.

Wow look at jake, he’s so gay what the fuck

by Shfjebdjee April 09, 2019

Jake

A Jake only owns two kinds of shirts: striped shirts, or shirts relating to french horns. If you are a Jake, you have a kind for beards on teenage boys.

Dude stop being such a Jake you don’t need to stroke every beard you see!

by Oh.its.just.me October 29, 2021

Jake

Jakes are pretty sound geezas. They have emo phases and tend to listen to music such as bad girls club, and smoke a lot of pot. They are really cool boppers and are always looking for a good time. If you need a good time make sure you call jake.

Person: I need to feel good tonight
Me: call jake

by DreaderZ February 26, 2024

JAKE

Like little boys and likes getting raped

Your such a JAKE

by SORRY STROKE HER JACK August 01, 2018

Jake

To be a disgrace to humanity. To be a misogynistic, hypocritical idiot. A cunt.

See that boy there? He beat up Tammy and then made fun of her bi-polar. He's a proper Jake.

by Mia Metro September 22, 2020

Jake

Super kind and nice, they're interesting and fun to hang out with.

Jake is so cool omg.

by That'sYourMOm October 10, 2019