mud flaps

a pair of ass cheeks

1: yo how'd you like your spicy food
2: excellent. it left my mud flaps flailing on the toilet

by vwfwefewfwef March 7, 2022

Mud-A-Weekly

Every Sunday one of your bros gives a dare to another bro, then on the alternating Sunday the bro has to one up that date, on and on until one bro has backed out of 3 dares, once they have 3 backs they have to give a handjob to completion to the other lad

Yo my slime I have a Mud-A-Weekly for you rn, lick that charging cable while it’s on!
Yeah that’s piss bro! *dies in process*

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion December 19, 2020

Mud Monster

When youre having so much fun you wouldnt even notcie if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters"

by ilovepati September 19, 2021

F-mud

fuck my useless degree

use F-mud when you got a non stem degree and you're not proud of yourself.

by Sexydimma December 21, 2022

Mud flap tap

A process when two males hold there penis and swing there balls back and forth causing them to tap

Me and my friend was in the gym and we celebrated with a mud flap tap

by Flogrownswildside April 2, 2024

Mud slurping

The act of eating noodles with your butt

I was mud slurping noodles with my girlfriend

by Soggymoma420 April 6, 2024

Mystery Mudding

The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.

Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.

by JBCB March 9, 2024