Newbs don't 6am.

Newbs don't play at 6am. Where as veteran players usually play at 6am so they can avoid new players. (AKA newbs)

Newb: Dude, I was playing call of duty last night and I was winning SOOOO much.

Good Player: What time did you stop playing?

Newb: Oh, probably about 11:00. I had to get up early in the morning.

Good Player: LOL, Newbs don't 6am.

by Narwall7676 June 29, 2013

pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

don't forget to skype

A play on the old phrase, "Don't forget to write", but in a more modern context where technology replaces what would be done manually.

High-schooler: I can't believe summer is over.
His older brother: Yep, back to college for me!
High-schooler: Hey, don't forget to Skype.
His older brother: Will do, bro. Will do.

by Anonymous1337ness February 24, 2011

Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.

If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.

by Beanaeb November 21, 2011

Don't forget the bag

If you forget the bag, you will have bad luck.

The football team forgot the fucking bag and our coach even said don't forget the bag, FUCK!

by 420Nnnnnnnnn69 November 30, 2018

Don't Damage yourself December

Don't Damage yourself December (abbreviated DDYD) is a monthly event just as No Nut November or Dick Destroy December. Its ment for people who have suicidal behavoir or perform self harm by cutting theirselves. This is ment to challange those people to stop for atleast one month and possibly longer because it is ment as a kick off month.

Do you participate in DDYD?
Do you participate in Don't Damage yourself December?

by fdanell December 1, 2018

don't poke the bull

Warning of a negative outcome if you were to provoke a situation.

Similar to don't poke the bear but better

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"

by AndiAmesMontez July 30, 2017